{"product_id":"hey-f-you-funny-3d-pop-up-rude-insult-greeting-card","title":"Hey, F* You Funny 3D Pop-Up Rude Insult Greeting Card","description":"Everyone knows being an a**hole is how to make people like you. Especially those equally rude  f**kers on your level.\n\nWell, now you can make good relationships better by giving this insulting 3d joke card. A very loud “hey!” on the front cover of this offensive greeting card gets the attention of any idiot. As  the dumbass reading this card grins with anticipation, watch gleefully as this it delivers it’s rudest blow–a shocking pop up middle finger that says “f**k you” in no uncertain terms. Trust...You’ll get the jaw-dropping gasp you’re after.\n\nIf they don’t like your card (they will), tell ‘em they can sit on it (they *probably* won’t).\n\nPerfect Occasions:\nHappy fucking birthday for best friend, funny anniversary card for husband or wife\n\nWhat's Inside: \nCard size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\nEnvelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\nNote card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)\n“hey!” printed in loud font on front cover\nInside of card reveals 3d pop up middle finger","brand":"Card Foolery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52420336681234,"sku":"DP1013","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0665\/0707\/9954\/files\/dcc9cf4063d45b1754b9a561fa6e4eb98cc770e977fb129c28c9899675313f0b.png?v=1782360996","url":"https:\/\/patrickhigginsandassociates.net\/es\/products\/hey-f-you-funny-3d-pop-up-rude-insult-greeting-card","provider":"Patrick Higgins and Associates","version":"1.0","type":"link"}